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Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Laura--Sex on legs
2) Your age?
23-The greatest number of all time.
3) One of your friends?
Margaret-
One who must always be liked. A Margaret will do anything for approval, including giving obscene amounts of money to people, and sexual favors. Is often heard to say "I'm really hard to get" which obviously means "I'm easy". A Margaret will then clone the personality of the recipient, in order to appeal to even more people.
I can't pay my rent this month, I'll just call Margaret.
OH MY THAT"S HORRIBLE SORRY MAGS :(
4) What should you be doing?
working out- the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.
5) A color?
Green-
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses.
too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Hometown?
BEFORE
kensington-A very fucked up area on the east side of North Philly which is known as the Badlands. Mostly home to Black, Purto Rican, and Irish people. This neighborhood is jam packed with Heroin and Crack. People who live there are incredible fighters and can fuck you up. At night time there is crack heads, pushers, thugz,and mad gun shots. Police need to have 2 cops in the car when driving through it or they will be pulled out and fucked up.
CURRENT
levittown 421 up, 51 down
this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. "this is the most boring place in the world" yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).
keep it real, l-townnnnnnn
7) Month of your birthday?
June-1. The sixth month.
8) Your nickname?
laur-Nickname for Laura or Lauren.
Just too lazy to add that extra -a
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[Wednesday
October 1st, 2008 at
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I am opening a business. A bakery. Wedding cakes and cupcakes my specialty. :)
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[Friday
September 26th, 2008 at
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I just want to disappear.
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[Thursday
July 17th, 2008 at
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So I got the job!!!
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| FACT |
[Monday
July 7th, 2008 at
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20% Of The World's Oxygen Is Made In The Amazon.
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[Tuesday
December 11th, 2007 at
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Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.
Band Name: Art of Ancient Egypt
Album Name: Eastern Fleet
Tracks
1) Carl Whitaker
2) Zhu
3) El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama
4) Jointed Goatgrass
5) Lucifer Rising
6) The Outfield
7) Trollvatnet
8) Transtario
9) Kidō Shinsengumi Moeyo Ken
10) Friends
11) Tumbao
12) Ochlockonee arcmussel
13) John Babbitt
14) Hypernucleus
15) Wisconsin Hayride
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[Friday
November 9th, 2007 at
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What's on everyone's christmas list this year?
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| Halloween |
[Saturday
September 29th, 2007 at
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What's everyone doing/ being for halloween?
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| heart facts |
[Thursday
September 6th, 2007 at
9:07pm] |
Sure, you know how to steal hearts, win hearts, and break hearts. But how much do you really know about your heart and how it works? Read on to your heart's content!
- Put your hand on your heart. Did you place your hand on the left side of your chest? Many people do, but the heart is actually located almost in the center of the chest, between the lungs. It's tipped slightly so that a part of it sticks out and taps against the left side of the chest, which is what makes it seem as though it is located there.
- Hold out your hand and make a fist. If you're a kid, your heart is about the same size as your fist, and if you're an adult, it's about the same size as two fists.
- Your heart beats about 100,000 times in one day and about 35 million times in a year. During an average lifetime, the human heart will beat more than 2.5 billion times.
- Give a tennis ball a good, hard squeeze. You're using about the same amount of force your heart uses to pump blood out to the body. Even at rest, the muscles of the heart work hard--twice as hard as the leg muscles of a person sprinting.
- Feel your pulse by placing two fingers at pulse points on your neck or wrists. The pulse you feel is blood stopping and starting as it moves through your arteries. As a kid, your resting pulse might range from 90 to 120 beats per minute. As an adult, your pulse rate slows to an average of 72 beats per minute.
- The aorta, the largest artery in the body, is almost the diameter of a garden hose. Capillaries, on the other hand, are so small that it takes ten of them to equal the thickness of a human hair.
- Your body has about 5.6 liters (6 quarts) of blood. This 5.6 liters of blood circulates through the body three times every minute. In one day, the blood travels a total of 19,000 km (12,000 miles)--that's four times the distance across the US from coast to coast.
- The heart pumps about 1 million barrels of blood during an average lifetime--that's enough to fill more than 3 super tankers.
- lub-DUB, lub-DUB, lub-DUB. Sound familiar? If you listen to your heart beat, you'll hear two sounds. These "lub" and "DUB" sounds are made by the heart valves as they open and close.
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[Wednesday
August 22nd, 2007 at
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It's like an "online bar". Very cool. ADULTS ONLY (18+).
If you join. I get points. Use this link.
http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1111122
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| Ten Ways To Prepare For An Interview |
[Sunday
July 29th, 2007 at
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1) Gather as much information as possible on the company salary and benefits. Network through friends, relatives and other resources, e.g. online.
2) Learn as much as you can about the job and think about how your qualifications meet the criteria. Honestly evaluate your skills against the requirements knowing your strengths and development areas. Think about how each can be applied to the job.
3) Know the name, proper pronunciation and the title of the person or individuals who will be interviewing you.
4) Be ready to answer inquiries about your resume without hesitation. Anticipate different questions and prepare your responses in advance. If possible simulate a mock interview. Practice selling yourself as the best candidate for the job.
5) Prepare a list of questions that you have about the company, its culture and the position.
6) Bring a pad pen and extra copies of your resume together with other information including social security card and drivers license in case you have to fill out an application.
7) Sit back in a calm manner and visualize yourself in the interview, very relaxed and having a very positive conversation with the interviewer. Practice this frequently.
8) Know exactly how to get to the interview. Allow plenty of time for travel, trying to arrive at least fifteen minutes early.
9) Make sure you turn off your cell phone, beepers, etc. before entering the building.
10) Get a good night’s sleep- having decided what to wear for the interview before going to bed. Dress appropriately for the culture of the company,
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[Tuesday
July 24th, 2007 at
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[Monday
July 23rd, 2007 at
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Drew Carey is the next host of the price is right.
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[Friday
July 20th, 2007 at
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I'm going to the zoo today!
I'll post pics later. :)
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